Monthly Archives: July 2013

You’re The Rocket Man

I’m sitting in the lobby of a fancy hotel in the ‘burbs on break from my department’s semi-annual sales meeting. The sales team flies in from all over the country, while everyone from my office drives six blocks down the … Continue reading

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If You Want To Make An Omelet. .

Snail mail at my job is pretty minimal;¬†we rarely receive¬†anything but paperwork. So when a co-worker dropped a large box off at my cube today, I knew it could only mean one thing– my stalker had struck again. And that … Continue reading

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