The Great Vonderpiro Caper – Creepy Art of Florence Edition!

As promised, welcome to the first non-annual Vonderpiro Macabre Arts Awards (working title).

Renaissance art is brightly colored and glittery and action packed and will give you nightmares for weeks about how you and everyone you know will burn for eternity in the deepest fiery pits of hell. Which was the intention.

All entries collected below were collected in Florence, but this will be a semi-regular feature because it’s hilarious.

HONORABLE MENTIONS IN THE CATEGORY OF “DON’T BLINK!”

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This is what caused me to whip around and hit an Italian child in the face. Wherever you are, I’m still soooo sorry! BUT LOOK AT THAT HAIR OMG.

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If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!

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So judgemental.

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When we turned the corner into this room I screamed just a little.

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I made Al Pal hold my hand when we walked away from this one.

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This guy brews craft beer in NE Minneapolis.

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This guy is his partner.

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Red Light. . . . .Green Light!

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Stranger Danger

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Woof.

RUNNERS UP IN THE CATEGORY OF “SAD WITCHES, NICE GUYS OF OKCUPID, MURDEROUS BABIES AND SPACE JESUS”

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The innocence of babes.

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Let’s schedule these two for a little more time in the sun.

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After 350 years I’d bet this guy is still single.

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Just holding it for a friend.

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Come to the Dark Side, we have Eternal Hellfire

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Stuck in the Friend Zone.

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Latter Day Lasik — starting as low as $250/eye

GRAND PRIZE, IN THE CATEGORY OF ALL

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Introducing Sexy Mustache Baby and Friends!

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Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends. Come on in, it’s time to party with Sexy Mustache Baby and Friends!

Have you seen a work of art made of the stuff of nightmares? Enter it in the next Vonderpiro Macabre Arts Awards!

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