Category Archives: Deeper Than Whale Shit

Old World, New World

Last week was my birthday. Not a particularly important one so we didn’t go in for anything fancy, just a delicious dinner and an early turn in. The perfect evening for a couple of Olds. Also, the Gentleman Caller can … Continue reading

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2012: A Haphazard Retrospective

Did These! Took a sexy Caribbean vacation – My skin still resembles the surface of the moon in both color and temperature, but that’s normal. Frolicked provocatively in the ocean – And didn’t even get a yeast infection! Experimented with shiny … Continue reading

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What If?

I would like to take a moment to shout out to the blog that is without fail the highlight of my weekly haul. There are people who lay awake at night worrying about legitimately serious issues. Then, there are those … Continue reading

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The Rosh Hashanah Factor

This evening marks the beginning of the Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. Jews the world over will spend the next two days gathered in synagogue– not celebrating, but praying for a safe and successful year to come. Ten days from now … Continue reading

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Big Fish

This weekend my dad and 17-year-old brother went deep-sea fishing off the coast of San Diego. Which was far more exciting than my weekend telling people about my dad and 17-year-old brother going deep-sea fishing off the coast of San Diego. Familial nachas notwithstanding, they rocked that shit. … Continue reading

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Thicker Than Water, Thinner Than This Morning

I gave blood today, which is a way to simultaneously do some good in the world and burn calories while drinking free juice. There’s really no downside (other than that whole needle issue). Even though I’ve gone through it a hundred … Continue reading

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