Category Archives: Oh Great
A few years ago, Al Pal and I got engaged. Oh, have I mentioned this casually five or six hundred times? My bad. Won’t happen again. (HAHA YES IT WILL.) I immediately started freaking out about my weight and my … Continue reading
Hello, friends! I have returned, and have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. LOLJK I kind of forgot about this blog, but I’m back because I have such an awesome story about a toilet.