Tag Archives: Anxiety
A few years ago, Al Pal and I got engaged. Oh, have I mentioned this casually five or six hundred times? My bad. Won’t happen again. (HAHA YES IT WILL.) I immediately started freaking out about my weight and my … Continue reading
Hello, friends! I have returned, and have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. LOLJK I kind of forgot about this blog, but I’m back because I have such an awesome story about a toilet.
I’m sitting in the lobby of a fancy hotel in the ‘burbs on break from my department’s semi-annual sales meeting. The sales team flies in from all over the country, while everyone from my office drives six blocks down the … Continue reading
Please excuse the long silence, friends. I was on blogstrike until the day I could post and finally be done with some conclusive house news. That day is this day! Many long months ago, in autumn of the Year of Their Lord: 2012, I wrote … Continue reading
Two years ago, the Gentleman Caller and I went on a seven-day Carnival cruise with two friends. We spent months beforehand planning it–what to pack, what to see and do, what to eat, and most importantly, how to sneak some … Continue reading
Did These! Took a sexy Caribbean vacation – My skin still resembles the surface of the moon in both color and temperature, but that’s normal. Frolicked provocatively in the ocean – And didn’t even get a yeast infection! Experimented with shiny … Continue reading