Tag Archives: Cheese

2012: A Haphazard Retrospective

Did These! Took a sexy Caribbean vacation – My skin still resembles the surface of the moon in both color and temperature, but that’s normal. Frolicked provocatively in the ocean – And didn’t even get a yeast infection! Experimented with shiny … Continue reading

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The Giant Christian Penis and Other Fairy Tales

The Gentleman Caller and I went on a lovely Fridate last night. We sat at the bar, drank some wine and had some fancy noodles. Also, pomegranate cheesecake is the best thing in this world or the hereafter. On the … Continue reading

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Behold, Thou Art Fair, My Love

If you live in or around the Twin Cities, chances are you’ve gained weight sometime in the past week or so, and chances are you’re totally okay with that. It’s State Fair time, and the great majority of Minnesotans attend. Over twelve days, … Continue reading

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Let Them Eat Cake, Lucky Bastards

Last month I started Atkins. I’d had marginal success with it in the past but would always end up on a crazy eyed carb binge, undoing whatever good I’d accomplished. This time I’m in it for the long haul. Some people … Continue reading

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