Tag Archives: Gentleman Caller

Let’s Talk About My Glands Now

A few years ago, Al Pal and I got engaged. Oh, have I mentioned this casually five or six hundred times? My bad. Won’t happen again. (HAHA YES IT WILL.) I immediately started freaking out about my weight and my … Continue reading

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The Legend of Zelda

Well hello there, internet! I bet you thought I’d abandoned you. But there was no reason to fret, for when the hour was darkest and you thought you’d be blogless forever, work got boring and so I have returned. Since … Continue reading

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Old World, New World

Last week was my birthday. Not a particularly important one so we didn’t go in for anything fancy, just a delicious dinner and an early turn in. The perfect evening for a couple of Olds. Also, the Gentleman Caller can … Continue reading

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The Housening

Please excuse the long silence, friends. I was on blogstrike until the day I could post and finally be done with some conclusive house news. That day is this day! Many long months ago, in autumn of the Year of Their Lord: 2012, I wrote … Continue reading

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Pirates of the Lister-ean

Two years ago, the Gentleman Caller and I went on a seven-day Carnival cruise with two friends. We spent months beforehand planning it–what to pack, what to see and do, what to eat, and most importantly, how to sneak some … Continue reading

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2012: A Haphazard Retrospective

Did These! Took a sexy Caribbean vacation – My skin still resembles the surface of the moon in both color and temperature, but that’s normal. Frolicked provocatively in the oceanĀ – And didn’t even get a yeast infection! Experimented with shiny … Continue reading

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The Giant Christian Penis and Other Fairy Tales

The Gentleman Caller and I went on a lovely Fridate last night. We sat at the bar, drank some wine and had some fancy noodles. Also, pomegranate cheesecake is the best thing in this world or the hereafter. On the … Continue reading

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