Tag Archives: Minneapolis

You’re The Rocket Man

I’m sitting in the lobby of a fancy hotel in the ‘burbs on break from my department’s semi-annual sales meeting. The sales team flies in from all over the country, while everyone from my office drives six blocks down the … Continue reading

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The Housening

Please excuse the long silence, friends. I was on blogstrike until the day I could post and finally be done with some conclusive house news. That day is this day! Many long months ago, in autumn of the Year of Their Lord: 2012, I wrote … Continue reading

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2012: A Haphazard Retrospective

Did These! Took a sexy Caribbean vacation – My skin still resembles the surface of the moon in both color and temperature, but that’s normal. Frolicked provocatively in the oceanĀ – And didn’t even get a yeast infection! Experimented with shiny … Continue reading

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The Giant Christian Penis and Other Fairy Tales

The Gentleman Caller and I went on a lovely Fridate last night. We sat at the bar, drank some wine and had some fancy noodles. Also, pomegranate cheesecake is the best thing in this world or the hereafter. On the … Continue reading

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The Sleep War Chronicles, Chapter 1

In the three years and change since I’ve made the Gentleman Caller’s acquaintance, he has taken more and more to Snore Bombing. This is similar to regular snoring, except it’s unexpectedly accented with supercharged Snoresplosions that would pack enough punch … Continue reading

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Our Castle and Our Keep

The Gentleman Caller and I made offer on a house yesterday. We’ve looked pretty intensely online for about a month and have visited about twenty-five places in person, but we knew this was The One as soon as we walked … Continue reading

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Marriage of the Nerds

Last weekend the Gentleman Caller and I attended a wedding at the Science Museum of Minnesota. In between the ceremony and the reception, the bride and groom arrangedĀ for their guests to wander around learning things for free. The Science Museum … Continue reading

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