Tag Archives: Vacation

Pirates of the Lister-ean

Two years ago, the Gentleman Caller and I went on a seven-day Carnival cruise with two friends. We spent months beforehand planning it–what to pack, what to see and do, what to eat, and most importantly, how to sneak some … Continue reading

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2012: A Haphazard Retrospective

Did These! Took a sexy Caribbean vacation – My skin still resembles the surface of the moon in both color and temperature, but that’s normal. Frolicked provocatively in the ocean – And didn’t even get a yeast infection! Experimented with shiny … Continue reading

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Big Fish

This weekend my dad and 17-year-old brother went deep-sea fishing off the coast of San Diego. Which was far more exciting than my weekend telling people about my dad and 17-year-old brother going deep-sea fishing off the coast of San Diego. Familial nachas notwithstanding, they rocked that shit. … Continue reading

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